I believe this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Perhaps it's time change my habits
• It must just be my imagination
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out from behind a building. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a here science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe what just happened. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• Like, for real
• This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever

See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?